HELLP AGAIN AND AGAIN !! ASAP!!! :O :O?

yesterday i went into the shower to check my ies like the jones bottles tell me to anyways i backed up into the shower hose and it went right up my *** does this mean i just had a ual with a shower hose cuz thats pretty embarresing :$ are me and the shower going to have fish babies ? :O fish are squermy ewww... what do i tell my mom when i give birth to a shower hose or a fish ?